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New World of Regret
3 Roaches + "Discovered the Truth" Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â "Discovered the Truth" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
They discovered the wrong person to cross. Three roaches and a "discovered the truth" note, anonymous.
New World of Regret $19.99
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The Nuclear Option
3 Premium Roaches + Custom Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Custom Revenge Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
When one roach isn't enough! Three roaches named after your ex plus a custom revenge note. A portion of every sale goes to local zoos to help feed exotic animals.
The Nuclear Option $24.99
The Message Sender
1 Premium Novelty Roach
What's Included:
- â 1 Premium Novelty Roach
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
The roach will be named after your ex! A portion of every sale is donated to local zoos to help feed exotic animals. Perfect for that ex who needs a gentle reminder.
The Message Sender $14.99
Valentine's Day â peaks Jan 20
Valentineâs Day Special
Premium Roaches + Custom Hate Letter
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Custom Hate Letter
- â 100% Anonymous
- â Certificate of Revenge
Nothing says Happy Valentineâs Day like a box of premium roaches named after your ex. This one ships with a custom hate letter in your own words, and it stays 100% anonymous. A portion of every sale goes to local zoos to help feed exotic animals.
Valentineâs Day Special $29.99
Valentine's Day â peaks Jan 20
Valentineâs Day F*** You Package
Premium Roaches + Big Revenge Letter + Glitter Bomb
What's Included:
- â 5 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Big Revenge Letter of Your Choice
- â 100% Anonymous
- â Private Revenge Guarantee
- â Roach Glitter Bomb
- â Certificate of Revenge
Our most savage Valentine yet. Premium roaches, a big revenge letter of your choice, and a roach glitter bomb that gets absolutely everywhere. Every bit of it is anonymous and backed by our private revenge guarantee. A portion of every sale goes to local zoos to help feed exotic animals.
Valentineâs Day F*** You Package $49.99
Thanksgiving Day â peaks Nov 1
Thanksgiving Roach Special
Didnât Invite Me? Send Roaches.
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Custom Note
- â 100% Anonymous
- â Certificate of Revenge
Didnât invite me? Leave a custom note. Send roaches because they didnât think about you. A portion of every sale goes to local zoos to help feed exotic animals.
Thanksgiving Roach Special $19.99
New Year's Day â peaks Dec 7
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New Year's Resolution Roach
3 Roaches + "New Year, New Pest" Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â "New Year, New Pest" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
Their resolution was to be a better person. Ours is to mail them roaches named after your ex. Three premium roaches and a fresh-start hate note, completely anonymous.
New Year's Resolution Roach $19.99
Groundhog Day â peaks Jan 8
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Groundhog Day Repeat Offender
3 Roaches + "Six More Weeks" Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â "Six More Weeks" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
They keep coming back like a bad winter. Send three roaches and a "six more weeks of me being over you" note, anonymously.
Groundhog Day Repeat Offender $19.99
Presidents' Day â peaks Feb 15
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Executive Order Roach
3 Roaches + Official-Looking Decree
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Mock Official Decree
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
By the power vested in nobody, you are hereby served. Three roaches and a mock official decree, mailed anonymously.
Executive Order Roach $19.99
St. Patrick's Day â peaks Feb 20
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Bad Luck of the Irish
3 Roaches + "Not So Lucky" Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â "Not So Lucky" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
No pot of gold, just a box of roaches. Three premium roaches and a "your luck ran out" note, completely anonymous.
Bad Luck of the Irish $19.99
April Fools' Day â peaks Mar 18
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The Ultimate Prank Package
3 Roaches + "No Joke" Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â "No Joke" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
The one prank they will not laugh off. Three roaches and a "this is not a joke" note, mailed anonymously.
The Ultimate Prank Package $24.99
Easter Sunday â peaks Apr 2
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Rotten Egg Hunt
3 Roaches + "Something Hatched" Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â "Something Hatched" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
Every basket needs a surprise. Three roaches and a "look what hatched" note, completely anonymous.
Rotten Egg Hunt $19.99
Earth Day â peaks Apr 6
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All-Natural Pest
1 Roach + Eco Note
What's Included:
- â 1 Premium Novelty Roach
- â Eco-Guilt Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
The most sustainable revenge on the planet: one premium roach and a recycled-guilt note, mailed anonymously.
All-Natural Pest $12.99
Cinco de Mayo â peaks Apr 23
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Cinco de Mayo Fiesta Roach
3 Roaches + "Uninvited Guest" Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â "Uninvited Guest" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
Every fiesta has that one guest nobody wanted. Three roaches and an "uninvited guest" note, anonymous.
Cinco de Mayo Fiesta Roach $19.99
Mother's Day â peaks May 6
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Mother of All Roaches
3 Roaches + Custom Card
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Custom Card
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
For the ex who said their mother warned them about you. Three roaches and a custom card, mailed anonymously.
Mother of All Roaches $24.99
Memorial Day â peaks May 11
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In Memory of Us
3 Roaches + "Gone But Not Forgotten" Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Memorial Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
A solemn tribute to a relationship that deserved to die. Three roaches and a memorial note, anonymous.
In Memory of Us $19.99
Flag Day â peaks May 26
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Red, White and Roach
1 Roach + Patriotic Note
What's Included:
- â 1 Premium Novelty Roach
- â Patriotic Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
Pledge allegiance to the pest. One premium roach and a patriotic revenge note, mailed anonymously.
Red, White and Roach $12.99
Juneteenth â peaks Jun 15
Freedom Roach
1 Roach + "Finally Free" Note
What's Included:
- â 1 Premium Novelty Roach
- â "Finally Free" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
Celebrate your freedom from them with one premium roach and a "finally free" note, mailed anonymously.
Freedom Roach $19.99
Father's Day â peaks Jun 20
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World's Okayest Ex
3 Roaches + Mock Trophy Card
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Mock Trophy Card
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
A trophy they actually earned. Three roaches and a "World's Okayest Ex" card, completely anonymous.
World's Okayest Ex $19.99
Independence Day â peaks Jun 22
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Independence Day Blowout
3 Roaches + Revenge Letter + Glitter Bomb
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Big Revenge Letter
- â Roach Glitter Bomb
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
Declare your independence with a bang. Three premium roaches, a big revenge letter, and a roach glitter bomb, all anonymous.
Independence Day Blowout $39.99
Purple Heart Day â peaks Jul 13
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Wounded in Action
1 Roach + "Casualty of Love" Note
What's Included:
- â 1 Premium Novelty Roach
- â "Casualty of Love" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
You took the hit and survived. One premium roach and a "casualty of love" note, mailed anonymously.
Wounded in Action $12.99
Women's Equality Day â peaks Aug 8
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Equal and Opposite Reaction
3 Roaches + Custom Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Custom Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
What goes around gets mailed back. Three roaches and a custom note, completely anonymous.
Equal and Opposite Reaction $19.99
Labor Day â peaks Aug 27
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Hard Day's Pest
3 Roaches + "You Worked For This" Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â "You Worked For This" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
They earned every leg of it. Three roaches and a "you worked for this" note, mailed anonymously.
Hard Day's Pest $19.99
Patriot Day â peaks Sep 8
Never Forget Roach
1 Roach + "Never Forget" Note
What's Included:
- â 1 Premium Novelty Roach
- â "Never Forget" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
Some things you never forget, like how they treated you. One premium roach and a "never forget" note, anonymous.
Never Forget Roach $19.99
Halloween â peaks Oct 13
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Halloween Horror Package
3 Roaches + Horror Letter + Glitter Bomb
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Horror Revenge Letter
- â Roach Glitter Bomb
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
The scariest thing in their mailbox this year. Three premium roaches, a horror-themed revenge letter, and a roach glitter bomb, all anonymous.
Halloween Horror Package $39.99
Veterans Day â peaks Nov 1
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Battle-Tested Roach
1 Roach + "Survived the War" Note
What's Included:
- â 1 Premium Novelty Roach
- â "Survived the War" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
You survived that relationship. Salute yourself with one premium roach and a "survived the war" note, anonymous.
Battle-Tested Roach $12.99
Black Friday â peaks Nov 27
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Doorbuster Roach Deal
3 Roaches + "Everything Must Go" Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â "Everything Must Go" Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
The only doorbuster worth camping for. Three roaches and an "everything must go, including you" note, anonymous.
Doorbuster Roach Deal $19.99
Cyber Monday â peaks Nov 28
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Cyber Monday Click of Doom
3 Roaches + Custom Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Custom Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
Add to cart, ruin their day. Three premium roaches and a custom note, one click, completely anonymous.
Cyber Monday Click of Doom $19.99
Christmas Day â peaks Dec 1
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Nightmare Before Christmas
3 Roaches + Naughty-List Letter + Glitter Bomb
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Naughty-List Letter
- â Roach Glitter Bomb
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
They made the naughty list. Three premium roaches, a naughty-list letter, and a roach glitter bomb under their tree, all anonymous.
Nightmare Before Christmas $39.99
Kwanzaa â peaks Dec 26
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Seven Nights of Regret
3 Roaches + Custom Note
What's Included:
- â 3 Premium Novelty Roaches
- â Custom Note
- â Anonymous Packaging
- â Certificate of Revenge
One roach would not honor the occasion. Three premium roaches and a custom note, mailed anonymously.
Seven Nights of Regret $19.99
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Yes! Sending novelty roaches through USPS is 100% legal. We comply with all postal regulations.
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We process orders within 24 hours. Delivery typically takes 3-5 business days via USPS.
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